Vending Machine

you insert something into the vending machine and the poster below you tells you what you get


example
poster1-*inserts coin*
poster2 you get a rabbit



ok

*inserts dime*

you get a book written by a wiccan. (cause i wouldnt even pay a dime for em)

*inserts nickle*

and you get shit. The machine is broke.

Inserts one tetra drachma.

you get a smilie face beanie


*inserts a quarter*

you get a bag of rice

*Inserts nickel*

you get some used postit notes.

*inserts $.75*

Rudas Starblaze wrote:

you get some used postit notes.

*inserts $.75*

Gets 7 and 1/2 dozen lolcats. Apparently they are a dozen a dime.

*Inserts 1981 quarter*

you get feathered hair


*inserts acid green leggings*

ERROR! You get your acid green leggings back, not even the vending machine wants them.



*inserts quarter*

ereshkigal wrote:

ERROR! You get your acid green leggings back, not even the vending machine wants them.



*inserts quarter*

The machine sings you a song.

Yummy yummy
Want more money
Yummy Yummy
in my tummy

Clinky clinky clink ching
in my belly doth it ring.

Yummy yummy
want more money
for my hungry
empty tummy


*Machine starts dancing and singing louder*

*Krahe waits....tiptoes out once machine settles down*

*Inserts a penny*

you get hearing aids to hear the machine better with


*inserts fishing net*

You get a fish, and your net back.


*inserts nickel*

you get gummy berries

*inserts ring*

ereshkigal wrote:

You get a fish, and your net back.


*inserts nickel*

*machine shakes like it's going to dance again....*

*And instead slices the nickel in half on the thin side and places a secret tracking device inside, seals it, and gives it back to you. Along with the thingie that tracks it.*

*Krahe makes a note not to take any money from ereshkigal*

*Inserts one of the photographic slides I'm working on*

you get a twenty dollar hooker


*inserts lace*

Quixotically Yours wrote:

you get gummy berries

*inserts ring*

*Gets back same ring but with pure gold gilding*

*inserts second slide to go with the first*

you get a pop up porn magazine

*inserts dollar*

you get hot links


*inserts a hook*

you get a neon pink feathered flying fish with a monkey tail.

*inserts finger*

(cant wait to see what brings about!? lol)

you get the Claw of Doom!


i was gonna say something more perverted but....i decided to thwart you instead

ROTF!

inserts sword