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Quixotically Yours
Title : Stuck in a State of Ennui Posts : 463 Rep Power : 5820 Points : 41 Join date : 2009-12-21 Age : 41 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:18 pm | |
| they multiply like rabbits and ovverrun your house
*inserts candle* | |
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Kat
Title : Cat herder Posts : 2768 Rep Power : 8300 Points : 125 Join date : 2009-10-01 Age : 49 Location : Ohio
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:38 am | |
| You get Liberace on a piano.
*inserts 30 pound cat* | |
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Lisa
Title : Tarot Beeyotch Posts : 274 Rep Power : 5562 Points : 50 Join date : 2009-12-24 Age : 49 Location : VA
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:44 pm | |
| You get some lovely Korean food...
*inserts bad 80's music* | |
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Quixotically Yours
Title : Stuck in a State of Ennui Posts : 463 Rep Power : 5820 Points : 41 Join date : 2009-12-21 Age : 41 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:35 pm | |
| you get bad 90's music
*inserts disney song* | |
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sleepycat
Title : chaos wrapped in cute Posts : 742 Rep Power : 6232 Points : 132 Join date : 2009-10-01 Location : up yours
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:41 pm | |
| You get a juke box that plays "It's a Small World"... over and over and over.
Inserts poodle | |
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Lisa
Title : Tarot Beeyotch Posts : 274 Rep Power : 5562 Points : 50 Join date : 2009-12-24 Age : 49 Location : VA
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:15 pm | |
| You get a lovely curly head of hair... Oh... wait... *inserts right shoe* | |
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Krahe Kojote
Title : Trouble? Where! Posts : 1045 Rep Power : 6513 Points : 135 Join date : 2009-12-16
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:27 pm | |
| *Gets mismatched left shoe*
As per suggestion on other thread, Pushes Rudas into vending machine* | |
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Rudas Starblaze Admin
Title : the heart of darkness Posts : 6402 Rep Power : 12202 Points : 141 Join date : 2009-09-30 Age : 45 Location : a small deadly space
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:36 pm | |
| you hear "ouch! damn! shit! that hurts!!"
*inserts KK's bra in retaliation* | |
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Krahe Kojote
Title : Trouble? Where! Posts : 1045 Rep Power : 6513 Points : 135 Join date : 2009-12-16
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:44 pm | |
| Good riddance!
You get an award from various Feminist groups, and end up on TV as their hero!
*Inserts lit matches to burn bra!* | |
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Lisa
Title : Tarot Beeyotch Posts : 274 Rep Power : 5562 Points : 50 Join date : 2009-12-24 Age : 49 Location : VA
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:54 pm | |
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Rudas Starblaze Admin
Title : the heart of darkness Posts : 6402 Rep Power : 12202 Points : 141 Join date : 2009-09-30 Age : 45 Location : a small deadly space
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:59 pm | |
| you get the public RS tv speech: "yes folks! i am all for feminism! free dem boobies! free dem bo.... oh wait, sorry, i forgot this was public television and i have to be PC.... free dem mammary glands! free dem mammary glands!!" *inserts... hell, now im all distracted.... um... *inserts hair brush* | |
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Rudas Starblaze Admin
Title : the heart of darkness Posts : 6402 Rep Power : 12202 Points : 141 Join date : 2009-09-30 Age : 45 Location : a small deadly space
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:00 pm | |
| damnit! i just fucked up the whole order here! continue! lol | |
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Lisa
Title : Tarot Beeyotch Posts : 274 Rep Power : 5562 Points : 50 Join date : 2009-12-24 Age : 49 Location : VA
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:01 pm | |
| You get free boobies... um, mammary glands.
*inserts pine tree air freshener* | |
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sleepycat
Title : chaos wrapped in cute Posts : 742 Rep Power : 6232 Points : 132 Join date : 2009-10-01 Location : up yours
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:04 pm | |
| You get a box of toothpicks.
Inserts ex-wife. | |
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Lisa
Title : Tarot Beeyotch Posts : 274 Rep Power : 5562 Points : 50 Join date : 2009-12-24 Age : 49 Location : VA
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:13 pm | |
| You get my ex husband.
*inserts pepper mill* | |
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ereshkigal
Title : mefferstofferleez Posts : 613 Rep Power : 6001 Points : 98 Join date : 2009-10-08 Age : 111 Location : level three rhino alert
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:33 pm | |
| you two are harsh . You both have to share my little brother so HAH. That'll stop the ex spouse trading *inserts sock puppet filled with bunnies* | |
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Rudas Starblaze Admin
Title : the heart of darkness Posts : 6402 Rep Power : 12202 Points : 141 Join date : 2009-09-30 Age : 45 Location : a small deadly space
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:09 pm | |
| you get pan fried rabbit for supper.
*inserts speakers* | |
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Lisa
Title : Tarot Beeyotch Posts : 274 Rep Power : 5562 Points : 50 Join date : 2009-12-24 Age : 49 Location : VA
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:09 pm | |
| You get tinnitus (did I spell that right? who knows?)
* inserts flaming torch * | |
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sleepycat
Title : chaos wrapped in cute Posts : 742 Rep Power : 6232 Points : 132 Join date : 2009-10-01 Location : up yours
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:13 pm | |
| You get a smokey-voiced jazz singer sing torch songs.
*inserts toenail clippings* | |
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Rudas Starblaze Admin
Title : the heart of darkness Posts : 6402 Rep Power : 12202 Points : 141 Join date : 2009-09-30 Age : 45 Location : a small deadly space
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:49 pm | |
| you get your toenail clippings back and a slip of paper stating "dear SC, you know the risks of people using stuff like this for taglocks. i wont allow for any friend of mine to put themselves at risk. and P.S. please burn these stinky, nasty things!" *inserts irish moss to test the brewing knowledge of the next poster* | |
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Krahe Kojote
Title : Trouble? Where! Posts : 1045 Rep Power : 6513 Points : 135 Join date : 2009-12-16
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:17 am | |
| - Rudas Starblaze wrote:
- you get your toenail clippings back and a slip of paper stating "dear SC, you know the risks of people using stuff like this for taglocks. i wont allow for any friend of mine to put themselves at risk. and P.S. please burn these stinky, nasty things!"
*inserts irish moss to test the brewing knowledge of the next poster* Machine accesses google and prints out this page for you: http://homebrewandchemistry.blogspot.com/2009/01/irish-moss-brief-description.htmlIt also gives you a nice clear brew. *inserts ant trap* | |
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sleepycat
Title : chaos wrapped in cute Posts : 742 Rep Power : 6232 Points : 132 Join date : 2009-10-01 Location : up yours
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:52 am | |
| You get a live aardvark *push grunt strain* inserts humvee
( get your minds out of the gutter! )
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Warden Dike
Title : Woman in uniform Posts : 1587 Rep Power : 7056 Points : 136 Join date : 2009-11-01 Age : 54 Location : Where the tides of madness swell.
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:44 pm | |
| What to get? Hmmm? That looks good. Inserts a bootlegged DVD copy of the proposed pilot of The Justice League of America. Presses the letter C, and the number 42. | |
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Quixotically Yours
Title : Stuck in a State of Ennui Posts : 463 Rep Power : 5820 Points : 41 Join date : 2009-12-21 Age : 41 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:12 pm | |
| you get outdated video game passwords
*inserts booger* | |
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Lisa
Title : Tarot Beeyotch Posts : 274 Rep Power : 5562 Points : 50 Join date : 2009-12-24 Age : 49 Location : VA
| Subject: Re: Vending Machine Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:34 pm | |
| You get two obese Pattys, specail Ross, Lester Cheese picking his bunions on a Sesame Street bus.
*inserts figurine of Stewie* | |
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