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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:34 pm

you get a jelly doughnut

inserts key

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:35 pm

you get a big ol jar of pickles.

*inserts cigarette*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:38 pm

you get mike and ikes


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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:54 pm

and you get a lump of coal.

sticks in apple peels...
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:03 am

you get a coconut cream pie

*inserts dirty socks*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:01 am

Quixotically Yours wrote:
you get a coconut cream pie

*inserts dirty socks*

You get a rotten egg that explodes as soon as it comes out of the machine (it was defending itself after the dirty sock assault).

*Inserts frog*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:48 am

you get a prince

*inserts shoe*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:33 pm

you get a pair of holey socks

*inserts bottle cap*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:29 am

Rudas Starblaze wrote:
you get a pair of holey socks

*inserts bottle cap*

*Gets a fancy bottle opener*

*inserts my timecard*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:53 am

gets a notice to appear in court for fraud

*inserts a tarot card*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:57 am

sleepycat wrote:
gets a notice to appear in court for fraud

*inserts a tarot card*

*Gets the original artwork used for the card.*

*Attempts to return library book through the machine slot*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:03 pm

you get a smoking book that says

"this message will self destruct in 3 seconds"


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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:16 pm

Quixotically Yours wrote:
you get a smoking book that says

"this message will self destruct in 3 seconds"

inserts fish

You get a plate full of Lutefiskhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk

*Inserts chocolate.*

*Rethinks this plan and inserts arm to grab my chocolate back out*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:56 pm

you get a pit bull latched on to your arm with your hand 1/2 down its throat

*inserts/pours in big bottle of peroxide to watch the bubbles*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:55 pm

you get a squeeky clean chew toy.

inserts bag of trash.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:12 pm

*Runs around in circles*

Bad DOG. BAD. DOG!!! OFF!!! DOWN! BAD DOG! AAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

Kat wrote:
you get a squeeky clean chew toy.

inserts bag of trash.

You get a fine for littering.

*Slams arm against machine, dislodging angry pitbull back into it.*

*Hopes for bandages*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:15 am

out comes flaming bag of poo.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:58 am

Pick out what I want. It jams. I shake it. I kick it. Dammit. HAND IT OVER!
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:46 pm

you get a purple hippo

*inserts book*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:12 pm

you get an educational video on the nazi book burning ceremony

*inserts viper*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:51 pm

you get four new tires

*inserts a pin*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:12 pm

Sitalique wrote:
you get four new tires

*inserts a pin*

You hear a loud pop and get a deflated balloon.

*Pours some pepsi in*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:40 pm

you get a sticky notebook filled with what was once crayon drawing

*inserts a $50*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:42 pm

Rudas Starblaze wrote:
you get a sticky notebook filled with what was once crayon drawing

*inserts a $50*

*Krahe runs out back door of machine with $50. Hides.*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:44 pm

Krahe Kojote wrote:
[*Krahe runs out back door of machine with $50. Hides.*

thats soooooo not fair!! i was atleast expecting an stick on tattoo thingy! *pouts* lol

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