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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:04 pm

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you get a purple hippo

*inserts book*

Gives the purple hippo to great niece.

*inserts a $ 2.00 bill*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:15 pm

*Gets a bottle of overpriced soda*

(They're $1.50 from our vending machines, only a matter of time before they cost $2 a bottle from the machines)

*Inserts mysterious unmarked but recorded-on DVD*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:34 pm

your home made porn vid gets aired through national public TV Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:31 am

Out comes a can of Tab.

Inserts a Kelloggs Eggo Waffle.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:43 pm

you get a burnt kellogs eggo waffle

*inserts 100% pure no sugar added cranberry juice*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:50 pm

You get a happy bladder and kidneys.

*Inserts a Tic Tac*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:53 pm

you get a thumb tack


*inserts Mummy*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:21 am

you get a bowl of festering inerds. (inerds as in the redneck term meaning guts)

*inserts a pocket full of beer caps*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:08 am

And you get a sticker that says "thanks for recycling!"

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:40 pm

you get a bag of peanuts

*inserts headphones*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:42 pm

You get a dj...

*inserts dead fish*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:35 pm

you get roly poly fish heads *insers marker*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:50 pm

Quixotically Yours wrote:
you get roly poly fish heads
thanks for getting that song stuck in my head now Bang Head Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:30 pm

Sitalique wrote:
Quixotically Yours wrote:
you get roly poly fish heads
thanks for getting that song stuck in my head now Bang Head Laughing


you get an annoying song that gets stuck in your head for hours What a Face

oh too late!

*inserts cell phone*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:43 pm

out comes a whopping phone bill...

*inserts asthma inhaler*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:10 pm

You get a potted camphor tree.

Inserts catnip.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:44 pm

You get one zippy sleeycat!

*inserts rubber gloves*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:05 pm

You get to have an exam by Dr, Proctor Crystal Ball


*inserts t-shirt*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:08 pm

you win first place at the wet t-shirt contest

*inserts guitar pick*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:24 pm

and out comes Dan Donegan from Disturbed.

*inserts a PB and J*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:09 am

machine eats sandwhich and lets out a powerful burp that blasts you half-way across the room...sooo you get belched at?

*inserts 80's song*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:33 pm

Out comes Cindy Lauper...

*inserts bottle of ketchup*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:47 am

You get a fragrance of eggs as the machine makes a meal for itself of eggs and ketchup.

Bleargh.

*Inserts this emoticon: Evil Mad Bat *
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:03 pm

you get a vampire lerched onto your neck

*inserts a buck two-fifty*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:10 pm

You get called a vintage comic book


*inserts dollar*
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