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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:41 pm

get Milla Kunis as your sex slave

***inserts an empty glass coke bottle.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:46 pm

You get a DVD copy of "The Gods Must be Crazy".

Inserts a copy of "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?"
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:17 am

you get the Life of Brien


*inserts rare fungus*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:31 pm

You grow to an immense size and wish you had a bottle that said "drink me".

*inserts magic 8 ball*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:47 pm

You get a printed piece of paper that says "Try again later"

* inserts wooden nickel*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:19 am

You get screwed out of a real nickel.


*inserts pack of fake nails*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:48 pm

You get this:



*inserts bland chicken recipe*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:07 pm

You get a frozen, mass produced, chicken pot pie.

*inserts live ostrich*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:16 pm

the machine spits it out and you get run over


*inserts water*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:46 pm

You get a packet of Sea Monkeys.

Inserts a rubber biscuit.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:53 pm

The ghost of John Belushi sings you a song.

* Inserts a vegemite sandwich *
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:59 pm

You get Men at Work

*inserts toys*

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:33 pm

You get a wish list from The Joker.

Inserts Flight Navigator Don Repo.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:57 pm

and you get a clueless look from me asking you who the hell is that?


*inserts broken laptop*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:22 pm

You get a burnt out mother board.

Inserts a six demon bag.


***Flight Navigator Don Repo was killed when Eastern Airlines Flight 401 crashed in to Everglades in Florida, on the 29th of December 1972. He was seen on board many future Eastern flights in the following months in times of trouble. The trouble stopped whenever he appeared. He became part of paranormal history as The Ghost od Flight 401.***

Just a bit of trivia for you.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:20 pm

you get a bunch of people who think they're really demons dressed in bizarre costumes


*inserts toad*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:23 pm

The machine prints out a piece of paper that says :
"Don't look now, but your car is gone."

*Inserts rainbow*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:56 pm

you get skittles!


*inserts starbursts*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:29 pm

You get little fruity, juicy squares of candy goodness.

Inserts a Communist Martyrs High School yearbook.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:16 pm

you get a straight laced catholic priest with a secret dom fetish


*inserts cloud*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:00 pm

You get a gassy ex husband.

*inserts english challenged hindu*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:38 am

You get a hp customer service representative.

Inserts a "Isis, Isis, Ra, Ra, Ra!" bumper sticker.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:41 am

Warden Dike wrote:
You get a hp customer service representative.

Inserts a "Isis, Isis, Ra, Ra, Ra!" bumper sticker.

Set comes out and asks if you know where he can find Osiris.

He also leaves a box for you. affraid

*Inserts 7 of cups card from a fluffy tarot deck.*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:16 pm

You get Rudy kicking your ass for leaving fluffy things in the vending machine on his forum. Wink

*inserts snuggly bunny* (note that snuggly is different than fluffy)
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:58 pm

You get the Easter bunny freshly "fluffed" from the high heat cycle in the dryer.

*inserts box of puzzle pieces*
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