Rudy's House of Weird

*follows SC downstairs to see what curiosities are to be seen*

*notices all the kitters went down to the basement*

*pulls up a chair at the table and sits and waits on the soup*

*watches as one black kitteh after another comes walking up the stairs*

well... i guess he found the enchanted copy machine i was trying to keep hidden!

*Watches quietly from shadows*

This can't be good.

*Waits until no one is around, trots over to machine*

Let's see, which button did he push?

*Tries the red button*

*Sees strange things coming from copier*

*Looks at fine print under red button*

*Fine print indicates that the red button churns out whatever happens to be in copier's memory*

*Watches as several more Sleepycats come out, doesn't want to know who copied their butt, apparently someone likes banana and peanut butter sandwiches, and someone's been storing up quite a supply of grenades*

Hmm. Those could be useful.

*Stops the machine when it makes an abysmal attempt at producing a decent cup of tea.*

*Finds the copy button*

*Soon several Coyote-Raven-cats come trotting up steps in form of fluffy white cat.*

*notices a bunch of white kittehs appearning now too*

well great! i guess its time to dismantle that thing before everything gets too outta hand!

*head downstairs gently takes the enchanted copy machine apart with a baseball bat*

aye! that too!

Rudas Starblaze wrote:

*notices a bunch of white kittehs appearning now too*

well great! i guess its time to dismantle that thing before everything gets too outta hand!

*head downstairs gently takes the enchanted copy machine apart with a baseball bat*

*Watches*

*Thinks to myself, Good thing I had the machine copy itself before I was done. *

Krahe Kojote wrote:

[*Watches*

*Thinks to myself, Good thing I had the machine copy itself before I was done. *

why you sneaky little trouble maker!!

*strolls across house to have a drink at the pub*

*strolls in from the pub and askes if theres anything else that needs set out such as beer, wine, etc etc*

*chuckles as the SC and KK minions are swarming the table*

*snaps fingers and a tapper from the pub comes snaking its way in*

*sips soup*

Mmmmmmmm good soup!!

Hey! What the?!

Oooh, food!

*munchmunchmunch*

*Food is quickly devoured by all the cats*

*Is bored and attempts to negotiate with the ghosts*

Hmm.

Fur-persons are to be held in the kitchen, eh?

*Whispers to all the white-kitteh clones of me*

*All white kittehs suddenly morph to crow form, which being unfurry are exempt from the rule the ghosts must enforce*

*A large flock of crows suddenly flies from the kitchen cawing and making all manner of noise.*