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PostSubject: Rudy's House of Weird   Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:43 pm

A large, sleek black cat with big green eyes wanders down a lonely road.
Across a field, the feline spots the roof line of a house. He turns and heads in that direction.
After crossing the field, the cat gazes upon an old and peculiar looking house that has been added on to many times.
There is an open window in the back, and the cat leaps thru it.

*looks around*
I can haz cheezeburger???
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:54 pm

The window leads into the kitchen. The cat looks around and sees a red haired woman of indeterminate age standing at a work table chopping vegetables. She looks up from her work, revealing eyes as green as his own.
"Welcome, black wanderer," she said. "If you're willing to wait a bit, I'm sure I can come up with a cheeseburger for you. I'm rather fond of them myself."
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:51 pm

The crappy part is...I don't like cheezburgers! I can haz ice cream?
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:09 pm

Of course you can! I like ice cream too. What flavor?
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:18 pm

MooseTracks!
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:30 pm

Coming right up!

In short order, both cats are eating and the woman goes back to chopping vegetables.
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:53 am

Penthesilea wrote:
Coming right up!

In short order, both cats are eating and the woman goes back to chopping vegetables.

*sneaks a lick of chocolate ice cream*
*goes over to the woman and 'head-buts' her ankle by way of thanks*
*looks at door into the rest of the house*
teh kitteh iz goin' to explore

*wanders into the hallway*
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:01 am

The woman watches him go and knows that the house now has a black tomcat in residence. She smiles. She is extremely fond of black cats.
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:10 am

Woot!
im guessing the house is attached to the witches pub!?

*huge lion prowls through house to find home brew*

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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:16 am

The woman hears the lion coming and pours a gallon of home brew into a gallon sized dutch oven that sits in one corner of the large kitchen.
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:19 am

*starts lapping up beer but decides a funnel will be more efficient* Laughing

*puts funnel in mouth and tips dutch oven tank up and pours*

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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:22 am

Interesting trick. Should I put it in a big calf nursing bottle next time?
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:26 am

*shape shifts into human form and speaks*

now that sounds like a good idea! Cheers/Slainte
or maybe even a 5 gallon bucket on a hangy thing with a spigot and hose on the bottom with a shut off valve 1/2 way up the hose?

*gets to work on the design asap*

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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:32 am

In the meantime, I'll work on the soup that the rest of us are having for dinner. We can't all live on home brew, you know!
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:41 am

*has seinfeld moment*

"no soup for you!!" Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:02 pm

*prowls into a large living room and sees a warm patch of sunshine on the floor*
*lays in sunshine and purrs*
*looks out window and notices that the sun is not shining*
*looks down at warm patch of light that kitteh is occupying*
... *ear twitch* *BlinkBlink*
oooooh taaaaaaaay...
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:16 pm

its a special heated, luminescent flooring section designed and installed just for you! Thumbs Up

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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:47 pm

*Kitteh hears voices coming from kitchen and goes to investigate*
*The red haired lady with pretty green eyes is making soup , and a tall man is sitting at an old roll-top desk, drawing something and muttering intently to himself*

*kitteh watches pencil move as the man erases a piece of the drawing*

*begins slow belly-crawl across floor towards desk*
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:50 pm

*using leo senses, notices black kitteh sneaking up*

*reaches down quickly and picks up kitteh and sets on desk to help design beer distributing device*

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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:01 pm

oh... hai!

*looks at design*
*looks at all the cubby-holes and small drawers in the riser of the roll-top desk*

decizions, decizions...
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:03 pm

Brings Rudy another glass of beer and gives the kitteh an ear scratch.

"The soup has to simmer for a while. I'm going to get my yarn and work on my afghan while it cooks."
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:04 pm

*opens up one of the drawers and pulls out wind up toy mouse*

*winds and sets on floor*

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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:11 pm

BONZAI!!!
*kitteh leaps to man's shoulder ( more altitude ) and dive - bombs the wind up mouse*

*BatBat*
*Knocks the mouse into the pantry through the door, which is slightly open*

*Puts a paw into the opening and pulls the door open*

*Looks inside for mouse*

Woah!

*jumps backwards*
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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:36 pm

*chuckles as black kitteh jumps and has a curious look on his face*

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PostSubject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird   Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:50 pm

Walks by with a basket full of yarn, an afghan in progress and a number of crochet hooks. "Interesting, isn't it?' she says to the kitteh.
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