Vending Machine

You get a completed 3-D puzzle

*inserts caramel eggs*

You get a diabetic chicken.

*inserts dry erase marker*








#2500

You get a boardroom meeting without a way to go to the next visual on the dry board.

Inserts a Tae Kwan Leap obi.

You get the cross between Bruce Lee and Obiwan Kenobe,

*inserts broccoli*

You get a steaming pile of hot green goodness.

Inserts "Tobin's Spirit Guide".

You get a Twinkie that is thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds that represents the amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area.

*inserts dry erase marker*

you get a pretty picture of mutilated corpses that were dug up in a cemetery.

*inserts mummified hand*

You get slapped by the mummy's mommy.

*inserts junk food*

*inserts Lara Croft*

You get drooling game boys.

Inserts a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.

You get:



*inserts 10 gallon hat*

You get John Wayne

*inserts N64*

You get The Tetris Channel 24 hours a day.

Inserts a Tessla coil.

Machine turns inside out!

Everything the machine contained is flung outward and then pulled back inward by the black hole.

So, you momentarily had it all.

*Krahe grabs sleepycat before he gets pulled into the machine*

*Waits until machine settles down*

*Walks over to it*



*Goes and sets another black hole next to it, in hopes that the gravitation will turn it right side out again, so that things can be put inside.....*

With a black hole you get Disney's first PG movie.

Inserts a Radio Flyer.

You get a whacked wagon.

*inserts Harley-Davidson*

You get a hunky guy in leather

*inserts cadbury egg*

You get a mouthful of creamy, chocolatey goodness.

Inserts a rabid Tasmanian Devil.

You get a Sidekick Handbook & Field Guide



Inserts Pepe LePew

You get a startled she-cat with a stripe of white paint on her back.

Inserts a grilled cheese.

You get a pint sized nuclear explosion.

Inserts pantyhose.

You get men in tights

*inserts meatball*

You get a plateful of spaghetti.

Inserts a Doomsday Clock. *tic, tic, tic, tic, tic*