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Quixotically Yours

Quixotically Yours

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeSat Mar 13, 2010 8:18 pm

they multiply like rabbits and ovverrun your house


*inserts candle*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeSun Mar 14, 2010 3:38 am

You get Liberace on a piano.

*inserts 30 pound cat*
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Lisa

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeSun Mar 14, 2010 12:44 pm

You get some lovely Korean food...

*inserts bad 80's music*
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Quixotically Yours

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeSun Mar 14, 2010 4:35 pm

you get bad 90's music


*inserts disney song*
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sleepycat

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeSun Mar 14, 2010 10:41 pm

You get a juke box that plays "It's a Small World"... over and over and over.

Inserts poodle
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Lisa

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 4:15 pm

You get a lovely curly head of hair... Oh... wait... Wink

*inserts right shoe*
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Krahe Kojote

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 4:27 pm

*Gets mismatched left shoe*

As per suggestion on other thread, Pushes Rudas into vending machine*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 4:36 pm

you hear "ouch! damn! shit! that hurts!!"

*inserts KK's bra in retaliation*

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Krahe Kojote

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 4:44 pm

Good riddance!

You get an award from various Feminist groups, and end up on TV as their hero!

*Inserts lit matches to burn bra!*
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Lisa

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 4:54 pm

You get a Helen Reddy song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUBnxqEVKlk

*inserts a stud field mouse*
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Rudas Starblaze
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 4:59 pm

Woot! you get the public RS tv speech: "yes folks! i am all for feminism! free dem boobies! free dem bo.... oh wait, sorry, i forgot this was public television and i have to be PC.... free dem mammary glands! free dem mammary glands!!"

*inserts... hell, now im all distracted.... um...

*inserts hair brush*

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Rudas Starblaze
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 5:00 pm

damnit! i just fucked up the whole order here! Laughing

continue! lol

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Lisa

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 5:01 pm

You get free boobies... um, mammary glands.

*inserts pine tree air freshener*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 5:04 pm

You get a box of toothpicks.

Inserts ex-wife.
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Lisa

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 5:13 pm

You get my ex husband.

*inserts pepper mill*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 5:33 pm

you two are harsh Shocked. You both have to share my little brother so HAH. That'll stop the ex spouse trading Laughing


*inserts sock puppet filled with bunnies*
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Rudas Starblaze
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 15, 2010 6:09 pm

you get pan fried rabbit for supper.

*inserts speakers*

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Lisa

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeTue Mar 16, 2010 7:09 pm

You get tinnitus (did I spell that right? who knows?)

* inserts flaming torch *
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeTue Mar 16, 2010 7:13 pm

You get a smokey-voiced jazz singer sing torch songs.

*inserts toenail clippings*
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Rudas Starblaze
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeTue Mar 16, 2010 11:49 pm

you get your toenail clippings back and a slip of paper stating "dear SC, you know the risks of people using stuff like this for taglocks. i wont allow for any friend of mine to put themselves at risk. and P.S. please burn these stinky, nasty things!" Laughing

*inserts irish moss to test the brewing knowledge of the next poster*

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Krahe Kojote

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeWed Mar 17, 2010 9:17 am

Rudas Starblaze wrote:
you get your toenail clippings back and a slip of paper stating "dear SC, you know the risks of people using stuff like this for taglocks. i wont allow for any friend of mine to put themselves at risk. and P.S. please burn these stinky, nasty things!" Laughing

*inserts irish moss to test the brewing knowledge of the next poster*

Machine accesses google and prints out this page for you:

http://homebrewandchemistry.blogspot.com/2009/01/irish-moss-brief-description.html

It also gives you a nice clear brew.

*inserts ant trap*
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeWed Mar 17, 2010 9:52 am

You get a live aardvark
*push grunt strain*
inserts humvee

( get your minds out of the gutter! )


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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeWed Mar 17, 2010 11:44 pm

What to get? Hmmm? That looks good. Inserts a bootlegged DVD copy of the proposed pilot of The Justice League of America. Presses the letter C, and the number 42.
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Quixotically Yours

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeThu Mar 18, 2010 5:12 pm

you get outdated video game passwords


*inserts booger*
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Lisa

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   Vending Machine - Page 5 I_icon_minitimeThu Mar 18, 2010 9:34 pm

You get two obese Pattys, specail Ross, Lester Cheese picking his bunions on a Sesame Street bus.

*inserts figurine of Stewie*
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