Extra! Extra! Weird News

Whether its real or not, sometimes we just hear about some weird shit. so come one come all and post a weird story you've found.


Here's mine for today,

Inventor spends Christmas with his perfect woman - a £30,000 custom-made fembot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1238324/Robot-Romance-Inventor-Le-Trung-takes-fembot-girlfriend-Christmas-dinner.html#ixzz0aosXn8Mq

that made me laugh and shake in my boots all at once.

Penthesilea wrote:

So. When does the "male" version come out?

thats what i wanna know. makes me wonder if i should start saving up...you know just for those cold and lonely nights.

Penthesilea wrote:

Yeah, I know! Skywise isn't always home when I... ahem... need him to be....

yeah aint that a pain? *gets to work imagining her custom made perfect man*

Fembot wrote:

Le has made his fembot as womanly as possible, in order to make a human-like companion.

Aiko, whose age is 'in her early 20's', is 5ft tall and has a perfect 32, 23, 33 figure.

She has real silicone skin and a real-hair wig made by a Japanese doll company. Her touch sensitive body knows the difference between being stroked gently or tickled.

'Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways,'said Le.

'If you grab or squeeze too hard she will try to slap you. She has all senses except for smell.

Umm,.. does she require him to go buy Tampons, or tell him she has a "Headache"?

winded_tolerance wrote:

Fembot wrote:

Le has made his fembot as womanly as possible, in order to make a human-like companion.

Aiko, whose age is 'in her early 20's', is 5ft tall and has a perfect 32, 23, 33 figure.

She has real silicone skin and a real-hair wig made by a Japanese doll company. Her touch sensitive body knows the difference between being stroked gently or tickled.

'Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways,'said Le.

'If you grab or squeeze too hard she will try to slap you. She has all senses except for smell.

Umm,.. does she require him to go buy Tampons, or tell him she has a "Headache"?

OMGS!

winded_tolerance wrote:

Fembot wrote:

Le has made his fembot as womanly as possible, in order to make a human-like companion.

Aiko, whose age is 'in her early 20's', is 5ft tall and has a perfect 32, 23, 33 figure.

She has real silicone skin and a real-hair wig made by a Japanese doll company. Her touch sensitive body knows the difference between being stroked gently or tickled.

'Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways,'said Le.

'If you grab or squeeze too hard she will try to slap you. She has all senses except for smell.

Umm,.. does she require him to go buy Tampons, or tell him she has a "Headache"?

Probably not, but i could require you to get me some tampons if you want.

Yes master, whatever you wish.....

osean wrote:

winded_tolerance wrote:

Fembot wrote:

Le has made his fembot as womanly as possible, in order to make a human-like companion.

Aiko, whose age is 'in her early 20's', is 5ft tall and has a perfect 32, 23, 33 figure.

She has real silicone skin and a real-hair wig made by a Japanese doll company. Her touch sensitive body knows the difference between being stroked gently or tickled.

'Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways,'said Le.

'If you grab or squeeze too hard she will try to slap you. She has all senses except for smell.

Umm,.. does she require him to go buy Tampons, or tell him she has a "Headache"?

Probably not, but i could require you to get me some tampons if you want.

ooh how'd ya do that?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34516926/ns/local_news-detroit_mi/


Man with knife in chest orders coffee...

Kat wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34516926/ns/local_news-detroit_mi/


Man with knife in chest orders coffee...

whoa! that dude was probably in shock.

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/french-fight-aids-with-120-foot-flying-condom/19334762


now THAT"S a condom!

HOLY MOTHERS!!! *Whistles* SGSA&B!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/02/ap/strange/main6167210.shtml?tag=cbsnewsLeadStoriesAreaMain;cbsnewsLeadStoriesHeadlines


Temper temper!

that's some interesting shit, but didn't he take it a little too far?


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8512173.stm

well that's just cause your not all RAWR like he is penth

*whimpers and hides under a rock somewhere*

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/megan-mariah-barnes-crashes-car-while-shaving-bikini-area-police-say/19387991

Krahe Kojote wrote:

*whimpers and hides under a rock somewhere*

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/megan-mariah-barnes-crashes-car-while-shaving-bikini-area-police-say/19387991