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Kat
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 |  Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird  Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:46 pm | |
| Kitteh decides to crochet the yarn with it's claws only to find itself tangled in a massive knot. | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:17 pm | |
| "How did I know you were going to do that? Come here, you little hairball."
Proceeds to extract kitteh from the yarn then lets him settle in for a nap beside her while she works. | |
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sleepycat
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:35 pm | |
| * Looks at all the jars and cans on the shelves *
hmm... dat jar iz glowing... "canned newt eyes"... sumtin in dat jar iz movin... a can uv "Whoop-Ass"... dat shelf goez wayz back, further than the house...
* decides to leave the mouse where-ever it ended up *
kitteh may be crazy, but I'm not stupid...
* hears some-one say something about yarn *
dis needz 'vestingatin'... | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:45 pm | |
| Having checked on the soup and added the next round of vegetables, the cook came back to find her yarn basket overturned. The afghan was still intact but..... | |
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sleepycat
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:23 pm | |
| *nom nom nom*
chewin on crotchet hook is gud exercize for kitteh jaw mussles
* Green eyes peer out of the afghan, which is now a well made 'kitteh cave' *
* looks up at the lady whose eyes match his own *
oh... hai! | |
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Kat
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:27 pm | |
| and gets his wicked little tail stepped on by Rudas. | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:49 pm | |
| - sleepycat wrote:
- *nom nom nom*
chewin on crotchet hook is gud exercize for kitteh jaw mussles
* Green eyes peer out of the afghan, which is now a well made 'kitteh cave' *
* looks up at the lady whose eyes match his own *
oh... hai! Hi, cutie! Good thing that's an aluminum hook! Watch the tail! | |
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Rudas Starblaze
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:35 am | |
| *hears a strange noise outside in the woods*
*shapeshifts back into lion and charges out door to investigate*
*comes back with fresh killed deer to add to soup* | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:00 pm | |
| Gets between the lion and the soup pot with a large cleaver. "No way! The soup is almost done! Dress out that deer and hang it. We'll have a nice roast out of it later in the week." | |
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Rudas Starblaze
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:03 pm | |
| *shifts back into human form*
ok, ok...
*drags deer outside to the meat shed, dresses, hangs, and skins deer* | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:17 pm | |
| Satisfied, the cook checks the soup then she gets out the bread dough that's been rising and starts making dinner rolls. | |
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Rudas Starblaze
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:32 pm | |
| *see red haired lady cooking*
*sits back down at desk to look over the plans for beer dispencer then heads to the workshop* | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:38 pm | |
| Looks around and wonders where the new little cat got to. "Oh well, it's almost time to feed the others so he'll probably turn up as soon as I put the food down. I'd better warn the feline tribe about him." | |
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Rudas Starblaze
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:46 pm | |
| *strolls back in with beer dispencing device that resembles a bucket with the bottem cut out and a huge funnel melted to the bottom with a hose and shut-off valve 1/2 way down the hose*
*hangs device from a rafter in the ceiling and fills with beer* | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:50 pm | |
| Wonders if she's going to have to mop up a couple of gallons of home brew. | |
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Rudas Starblaze
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:55 pm | |
| newp! its fool proof! i tested the design before i brought it in!  the lid is even lock sealed and i did a 6 foot drop test while it was filled with water. and everything stayed in tact and didnt spill a drop!  | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:10 pm | |
| That's good. I don't really need to mop the floor right now. Although I suppose I could get one of the ghosts to do it for me if I asked nicely. | |
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Rudas Starblaze
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:27 pm | |
| yeppers! the ghosts are pretty handy for being living impared. lol
*feels a slap upside head from one of the ghosts for that comment* | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:30 pm | |
| Laughs "You really should be more respectful of them, Rudy. After all, they were here first!" | |
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Rudas Starblaze
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:41 pm | |
| nu huh!! i summoned em!  | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:53 pm | |
| There's a loud crash as Rudy's new invention hits the floor... | |
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Rudas Starblaze
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:57 pm | |
| *looks at the wreckage*
damnit! i knew i shoulda used a spike instead of a nail!
*fixes problem* lol | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:03 pm | |
| The cook watches with considerable amusement as Rudy's attempts to fix the problem fail repeatedly. "I think that you're going to have to apologize to them, Rudy. You know how they can be when they've been insulted." | |
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Rudas Starblaze
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:30 pm | |
| fine!!
dead!! geez! i was trying to be politically correct with "living impared"! but nooOOOooooo!! lol
*leans over and whispers to ghost with vile look in eyes*
dont make me exorcise you.... | |
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Penthesilea
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| | Subject: Re: Rudy's House of Weird Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:57 pm | |
| "That ghost is one of my best helpers! Don't you dare to anything to him!" | |
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