What are some insults you're favoring lately?

for me, it's been Capricious Fucks. I'm kind of irritated with almost everyone around me IRL i mean

so share yours

hmmmm..... lets see here!

"you son of a whore!"

"ass fucking dick wipes"

"two bit cock sucking fuckheads"


im sure theres more!

"Son of a biscuit eater"

"Your mother should have kept the afterbirth."

cooook a dooodle do!

kook a doodle do! alternative spelling

cause this last week I have been bothered by the crazy!



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i stole this one from a movie but its funny to use.

"you might wanna hit the showers. you smell like something shit IN my nose...."

Rudas Starblaze wrote:

hmmmm..... lets see here!

"you son of a whore!"

"ass fucking dick wipes"

"two bit cock sucking fuckheads"


im sure theres more!

i like the 2nd and 3rd one and the one below.

"Here's two long Johns for you!"

Wow, your contortionist skills are AMAZING! (Translates to: Wow, your head is really far up your ass!)

oh yeah, i forgot to mention my most used term for people. especially while driving!

"fuckin fuckholes"

I'm still pretty fond of fuck-tard
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and I enjoy (from the movie "Waiting") Cunty McBitcherson.

Blakus's dad has a couple good ones.

"certifiable sonofabitch!"

and

"you fuckin abortionist" and/or "you abortion artist".

One of my husband's favorite insults...

"[insert name] is nothing more than an insignificant fleck of shit dangling off of a hair on a rat's ass!!"

Boy does that ever suit a lot of people I know locally...

Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Your nothing but a Douchebag Reject from your mother's crotch

Stop acting like a poster child for birth control

my fav one to yell at the riding camp kids: "you couldn't ride a boxcar with the doors closed!"

I have a ton of wonky sayings, unfortunately I'm drawing a blank =O

ive got a few more good ones!

"the best part of you ran down your momma's ass crack and ended up being a brown stain on the matress."

and

"you shoulda been wadded up and thrown away in a condom..."

Fuck you, I have enough friends.

Your mother should have kept the placenta.

The Twat-Rot

I've run out of caring.

Here's your Darwin!

Beyotch twit!

heres another one ive been favoring lately:

"you sons o' motherfuckers!"

Well isn't that just precious. *dripping with sarcasm*