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PostSubject: The Easter Bunny   Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:49 pm

Or:
What the hell does a rabbit have to do with a dead jew on a stick???

Answer: nothing

(One of the original bunny stories)

Eostre is one of the Northern European Goddesses of spring and transformation. She was much beloved, tho she was considered somewhat ditsy, slept too much, and was often late for her duties. ( A late spring in Northern Europe, imagine that! [/ end sarcasm ] The rainbow was one of her symbols.

One year Eostre overslept by a month. Animal babies were being born, plants were struggling up out of the frozen earth, and the snow remained on the ground and the temps were freezing.

When Eostre awoke, she immediately summoned her rainbow bridge and walked it down to earth, where she set about melting the snow and bringing sunshine and warmth. Upon melting one patch of snow, she found a baby bird, fallen from it's nest and dying of the cold.

Eostre was not a life-bringer, She had no command over death, but she was a goddess of transformation, so she did what she could to help the baby bird survive by turning it into something that could survive the cold temperatures. She transformed the tiny bird into a snowshoe hare.

The little bird/rabbit, now very confused, hopped away, leaving rainbow colored eggs in it's wake.

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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:56 pm

well that explains why the cadbury bunny sounds like a chicken. Weird Smile

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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:45 pm

Naw! That's just the result of genetic manipulation.
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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:05 am

Warden Dike wrote:
Naw! That's just the result of genetic manipulation.

k, ditch the PC terms eh! its called cross breeding! Rolling On The Floor

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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:07 am

You can't cross a mammal with an avian. A farm boy like you should know that.
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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:08 am

Penthesilea wrote:
You can't cross a mammal with an avian. A farm boy like you should know that.

yes, i know! but genetic scientists dont! Rolling On The Floor
thus that fucked up creepy rabbit thats bocking at us on the tv and laying chocolate caramel filled eggs...

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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:49 am

Which means it's also been crossbred with cocao and sugar cane. affraid
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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:57 am

Krahe Kojote wrote:
Which means it's also been crossbred with cocao and sugar cane. affraid

aye.... those sick, sick frankensteinian bastards! Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:13 pm

Rudas Starblaze wrote:
Penthesilea wrote:
You can't cross a mammal with an avian. A farm boy like you should know that.

yes, i know! but genetic scientists dont! Rolling On The Floor
thus that fucked up creepy rabbit thats bocking at us on the tv and laying chocolate caramel filled eggs...


but soooo delicious *drools*


anyways, wouldn't it be fun to substitute the pastel colored easter bunny with the Black Rabbit of Inle?
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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:36 pm

Easter Bunny for the horror fan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqz0YtSCetg

not good for little ones most likely

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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:40 pm

Rudas Starblaze wrote:
Warden Dike wrote:
Naw! That's just the result of genetic manipulation.

k, ditch the PC terms eh! its called cross breeding! Rolling On The Floor

I wish to take this opportunity to apologize for my bad manners. I used a PC term. I forgot myself. IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN! What I should have said was is Frankensteining. Making something that isn't quite what Mother Nature had in mind. The rabbit is a bona fide mutant.

"Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock ock!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:03 pm

Sitalique wrote:
Easter Bunny for the horror fan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqz0YtSCetg

not good for little ones most likely


that was kinda disturbing
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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:03 pm

Warden Dike wrote:
Rudas Starblaze wrote:
Warden Dike wrote:
Naw! That's just the result of genetic manipulation.

k, ditch the PC terms eh! its called cross breeding! Rolling On The Floor

I wish to take this opportunity to apologize for my bad manners. I used a PC term. I forgot myself. IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN! What I should have said was is Frankensteining. Making something that isn't quite what Mother Nature had in mind. The rabbit is a bona fide mutant.

"Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock ock!"



but lays caramel eggs...is tasteh!
mutant bunnies FTW
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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:11 pm

Quixotically Yours wrote:
Sitalique wrote:
Easter Bunny for the horror fan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqz0YtSCetg

not good for little ones most likely


that was kinda disturbing

Well it IS horror, not supposed to be lighthearted Nyah Razz

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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:55 pm

did you see the one with the clown and the shadow puppets?
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PostSubject: Re: The Easter Bunny   Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:41 pm

Yeah, I've watched most all the Fewdio vids Smile
Bedfellows, Mockingbird and Curse are my faves

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